Laura Sharkrainbow

Laura Sharkrainbow is a small, otherworldly phenomenon believed to be caused by the interaction of electromagnetically charged particles in the upper atmosphere. Historically this has taken the form of works in ink and oil, though recently a new effect has been observed involving sculptural and found elements, seemingly as if the work is reaching beyond the picture plane in a desperate attempt to process some all consuming emotion. There has been some speculation that we are looking at half a cycle; the descent before the return, the defeat before the victory. If this is true, does this explain the ominous hum of static building in the air? What sort of cosmic transgender cataclysm looms just beyond the shattered horizon?

Gay scientists are working to understand what this could possibly signify and whether we are safe from further expansion into space. Research into this enigmatic phenomenon must continue.